Posted in Goverment, Health, Humor, tagged stupid news on 28, April , 2008 | 11 Comments »
300-pound inmate complains Ark. jail doesn’t feed him well
An inmate awaiting trial on a murder charge is suing the county, complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu.
Broderick Lloyd Laswell says he isn’t happy that he’s down to 308 pounds after eight months in the Benton County jail. He has [...]
Posted in Humor on 8, February , 2008 | 6 Comments »
Another Hat-Tip to I.R. for this one…
According to a proposed new law that would go into effect Jan 1, 2008 you will no longer be able to use a cell phone while driving unless you have a ‘hands free’ adapter. I went to Circuit City and they wanted $50 for a headset with a microphone [...]
Posted in Humor on 3, February , 2008 | 3 Comments »
A big hat-tip to I.R.
THE LAWS OF LIFE
& Law of Mechanical Repair- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.
& Law of the Workshop – Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
& Law of Probability – The probability of being watched [...]
Posted in Homosexuals, Humor on 15, January , 2008 | 1 Comment »
A hat-tip to Paramedicgirl for this.
A grandfather watched his granddaughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little granddaughter was.Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. “Grandpa, what are those two spiders doing?” she [...]
Posted in Humor on 15, December , 2007 | 3 Comments »
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. it’s rare. You can’t find it any other time of year [...]
Posted in Humor on 14, December , 2007 | 5 Comments »
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.
4. For [...]
Posted in Humor on 13, December , 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Posted in Humor on 8, December , 2007 | 5 Comments »
Toilet-Shaped HouseThis house, built by the founding member of the World Toilet Association, is dedicated to providing clean sanitation to the more than 2 billion people who live without toilets. Its official name is Haewoojae, which is Korean for “a place of sanctuary where one can solve one’s worries.” The Upside-Down HouseLoacted in Szymbark, Poland, the [...]
Posted in Humor, REDNECK on 5, December , 2007 | 7 Comments »
So I.R. is this what you have in your yard for Christmas??
Posted in Humor on 2, December , 2007 | 1 Comment »
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘
‘ What type of bra?’ asked the clerk.
‘ Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?
‘ Look around,’ said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of [...]
Posted in Humor on 23, October , 2007 | 8 Comments »
This just goes to show you, you really should not yell at your “crapper”!
A Scranton woman who admitted shouted profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor was cited for disorderly conduct, authorities said.
And here is another reason showing why polygamy is a bad thing (men pay attention)
Malaysian doctors have reattached a man’s nearly severed [...]
Posted in Humor on 17, October , 2007 | 1 Comment »
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i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres [...]
Posted in Humor on 10, October , 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Fatherhood is the one job that you can get without the slightest degree of experience, knowledge or talent (despite what you may hear to the contrary on Father’s Day). For that reason, when a friend had his first child recently, I quickly rattled off the most important things that I have learned as the father [...]
Posted in Humor on 29, September , 2007 | Leave a Comment »
For those that question if “bad” people can get into heaven, I leave you with this video.
Posted in Humor on 29, September , 2007 | 1 Comment »
Now we know what “really” killed all the dinosaurs
Did I mention my “little man” enjoys this video, must be a guy thing
Posted in Humor on 29, September , 2007 | 6 Comments »
Posted in Humor on 28, September , 2007 | 6 Comments »
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Mike Atkins Entertainment, LLC
I got this in an email today…. sit back for 3 mintues and enjoy it!
Posted in Humor, This Day in History on 28, September , 2007 | 6 Comments »
I bet you can’t guess what turns 100 today…come on try….give up? Well I can give you a clue, would you like that?
Well go ahead and scroll down
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the clue is near, just scroll a bit more
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ok here it is…are you ready..
Yes, that is right the “brassiere” turns 100 today!!!
Though women [...]
Posted in Humor on 27, September , 2007 | 4 Comments »
Ok I admit I do like young men to be clean shaven. But can someone explain to me why a young man that has enough facial hair to warrant shaving refuses to?
I mean when guys first start getting facial hair and even for a few years after it does not grow in nice and thick
(like [...]
Posted in Humor, Random on 22, September , 2007 | 3 Comments »
1. Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Those who live by the sword
get shot by those who don’t.
4. Nothing is foolproof
to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance
of getting something right,
there’s a 90% probability you’ll [...]
